vejam essa piada eh muito engraçada
Libertadores !!!
Era o início da década de 60, quando se deu este interessante episódio :
O Presidente do Santos marca uma reunião com Deus.
Chegando lá, ele pergunta:
- Senhor Deus, eu gostaria de saber se o Santos será Campeão da
Libertadores ?
Deus consulta seu livro - flap, flap flap (páginas do livro de Deus)
- e diz:
- Sim, o Santos será Campeão da Libertadores, ainda na sua gestão. E duas
vezes...
O Presidente do São Paulo, curioso, também marca uma reunião com Deus:
- Senhor Deus, e o São Paulo, será Campeão da Libertadores ?
Deus consulta seu livro - flap, flap, flap, flap, - e diz:
- Será sim, o São Paulo será Campeão da Libertadores várias vezes,
mas não na sua gestão.
O Presidente do Flamengo também marca uma reunião com Deus.
- Senhor Deus, e o Flamengo, será Campeão da Libertadores ?
Deus consulta seu livro - flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,
flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap - e diz:
- Será sim, o Flamengo será Campeão da Libertadores, mas não na sua
gestão, nem na do próximo presidente.
O Presidente do Palmeiras também marca uma reunião com Deus.
- Senhor Deus, e o Verdão, será Campeão da Libertadores ?
Deus consulta seu livro - flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,
flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap - e diz:
- Será sim, o Palmeiras será Campeão da Libertadores, mas não na sua
gestão, nem na do próximo presidente.
O Presidente do Corinthians também marca a tal reunião com Deus.
- E o Coringão, será Campeão da Libertadores ?
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- Achei !!! - grita Deus - Está aqui. É em 2210.
- Não, não. Desculpe-me. Aqui é o corinthians de alagoas que
conquista a libertadores. - e prosseguiu ... flap, flap, flap, flap,
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- Não achei. Peraí que vou consultar em outros Planetas - e tome
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O presidente do corinthians empolgado e incentivando Deus, comenta -
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E Deus finaliza... - Será sim, o Corinthians será Campeão da
Libertadores, mas não na MINHA gestão !!!
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Artilharia em destaque: São Paulo e Corinthians sondam artilheiro da Série B, mas destino se define em 2026
São Paulo revela ambição pela Pré-Libertadores, mirando uma temporada 2025 sem frustrações
Técnico do São Paulo cobra mudança drástica para 2026: "Deveria ser grandiosa"
São Paulo antecipa desafios do futuro: lições valiosas para a Copa de 2026 em análise profunda
Apenas um time no Brasileirão falha em vencer o lanterna Sport e se complica na competição
Pedro Lopes desafia São Paulo: "Clube não tem condições de vencer a Libertadores"
São Paulo negocia saída de Patryck e avalia propostas do exterior e do Brasil
Crespo avalia futuro em 2026, destaca metas cumpridas e clama por mudanças no São Paulo
Crespo admite insatisfação, mas garante que o São Paulo cumpriu meta no Brasileirão
São Paulo vive crise profunda e registra pior desempenho no Brasileirão desde a era Crespo
ALERTOU: Crespo prevê 2026 “difícil” e cobra grandes mudanças no elenco do São Paulo
Crespo avalia São Paulo ao fim da temporada e afirma: "Meta foi alcançada" com sucesso
Crespo admite frustração no São Paulo, apesar de metas cumpridas: "Não estou feliz
São Paulo encerra sua participação no Brasileirão; Confira a classificação geral
Vitória desafia São Paulo em duelo crucial: equipes buscam ressurgir no Campeonato Brasileiro
Libertadores, Sul-Americana e rebaixamento: tabela do Brasileirão balança após última rodada
Sul-Americana de 2026: seis clubes brasileiros confirmam classificação após agitado Brasileirão
Vitória reage sob pressão, bate São Paulo e se garante na Série A com "ajudinha dupla"
Vitória respira aliviada e se livra do rebaixamento, enquanto São Paulo sela vaga no G8 do Brasileirão
São Paulo é superado pelo Vitória, mas fecha Campeonato Brasileiro em 8º e mira Pré-Libertadores
Vitória surpreende São Paulo com gol solitário e garante vitória por 1 a 0 no campeonato
Vitória x São Paulo: melhores momentos
FIM DE JOGO! São Paulo é derrotado e encerra a temporada de 2025
Marcos Antônio brilha, mas zaga do São Paulo falha em jogo decisivo; confira as notas!
Alerta em campo: Vitória x São Paulo inicia antes do horário e precisa ser reiniciado; assista ao drama!
HISTÓRICO: São Paulo projeta faturamento de quase R$ 1 bi em receitas e alerta para dependência de vendas
Alan Franco se junta à delegação do São Paulo e pode ser decisivo contra o Vitória no Barradão